Today we made our attack on the Emperor of Cocoa-Cadgers himself, the Tyrant of Homeward, Unc!
And we wuld have suckceded to if the pesky packyderm had not been warned of the attack!
The sneaks were lying in wait for us and tried to drown us in treacle!
It was a fierce battle.
You won't believe this - but I actually helped the arch boaster get out of the treacle when he got his fat behind stuck in it!
And how did the mean magnate repay me? - he gave me a good kicking up thats what!
It's bloomin' painful and I'm sure the birds were laffing at me on the way up!
Spose I'll just have to spend the rest of the day sitting on a rubber ring - I got bruises all over my bum!
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