Monday, February 22, 2010
Following revelations in the Badfort News, Beaver Hateman today called for an inquiry into allegations that Uncle bullied staff at his palace, Homeward - and kicked a dwarf!
"These are very serious matters." he stated "It has long been suspected that the Tyrant of Homeward is as autocratic in his home as he is with any dissent voiced by the proletariat of Homeward. I am sure that the Dwarf Protection League civil in some way will want to have some sort of inquiry to get to the bottom of what has happened here."
Revelations in yesterday's Badfort News decribe an incident when Uncle learnt that this newspaper planned to lead its front page with how he had bribed a judge to convict Beaver Hateman on libel charges, he was "incandescent", says a member of his inner circle.
From his suite at Homeward, he rang complaining to Hitmouse, the editor of the Badfort News. "It's a Badfort plot," he raged, trying to bludgeon them into pulling the story. "This won't be forgotten."
He was maddest of all with his own team. Uncle went berserk with Bob Dwarf, whose long friendship did not protect the diminutive chap from a ferocious blast of Uncle's temper. "How could you let them do this to me, Bob?" Uncle screamed at the shaking dwarf.
Then Uncle started yelling at the other aides present: "Just get out! Just get out of my throne room!" The Old Monkey became so alarmed that he felt compelled to come into the room to protect the unfortunate dwarf.
Bur he was too late - Unc had administered one of his trademark kicking up's!
Friday, February 12, 2010
Hope you is all enjoying the Badfort Olympics!
There has been a rush of support for this brill new tax wheeze I have come up wiff.
Of course, Unc don't like it cos he just bought the Badgertown Bank - the capitalist tyrant!
Register your support at our website.
***STOP PRESS***STOP PRESS***STOP PRESS***STOP PRESS***STOP PRESS***
Unc has hacked into our site and disabled all the buttons and everyfink!
Don't worry we won't let that him stifle us! we will soon have it running again and then we'll show him - in the maentime you can always donate to the cause...Postal orders and I.O.U's accepted.
Monday, February 8, 2010
We have decided that the best way to topple the tyrant Unc is to expose him via the interweb. Badileaks is a new site where his misdeeds will be exposed.
Where the ballot box has failed - becos he is a bloomin' dictator! - the internet will succeed!
Join us against the tyrant! - any information you may have about his tyrannous acts can be twitted to @badleaks.