Monday, July 14, 2008
Re-claiming the Moon
The moon will be ours!
Uncle's mission has been sabotaged. We will get there first and with the aid of the dwarfs in our pay we will soon overrun Homeward Moonbase.
The Black Tom that has been being produced on the moon for us, by the bribed dwarfs, is unique and will fetch a fortune on the open market. The coffers of the Badfort Popular Front will be richer than our wildest dreams!
We are issuing a commemorative stamp to record our great achievement. It features myself welcoming the first children from Badfort to the moon.
I confess I was quite choked up at the beauty of this image.