Friday, July 25, 2008
Adrift in Space!
Not only have we been beaten to the moon by the fat dictator but we are also now adrift in space!
We have run out of fuel!
As you know our rocket is powered by Black Tom - and the idiot crew, who call themselves my loyal supporters, only went and drunk it all!
They even had the cheek, when I was haranguing them for their stupidity, to claim that I was the one who drank the most !!!
Is this to be the fate of the man chosen to lead Homeward to revolution?
Stuck in this tin box with a bunch of traitors to the cause?