Saturday, March 29, 2008
Judge Jeffreys New Supremo at Black Tom Brewery!
It was announced today that Judge Jeffreys would be the new boss at the Badfort Black Tom Brewery.
This news came on the very day of Mister Hateman's sentencing on the trumped up charge of libel - instigated by a certain elephant.
Although the sentence was harsh Judge Jeffreys hopes that it will not affect his working relationship with the proprietor of the Brewery - Mister Hateman. "I am sure that he has learned his lesson and is now a model citizen. Black Tom has always been my tipple of choice and I look forward to working with him in exploiting the benefits of the product." he said on the Court steps.
In turn Mister Hateman hoped that the Judge would enjoy the use of the company Bentley and the undisclosed six figure salary.
As instructed by the Judge this paper has printed an apology to the elephant who lords it over Homeward.