Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Blackballed for Christmas
The Best Scam ever ! I got a job as Santa at Cheapman's Store and the rest of the gang got jobs as my elves!
The One-legged donkey made out he was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer !
Being on the spot we were able to snaffle all his bargains and sell them on with huge mark-ups. People still thought they were getting a bargain - and the best thing of all, it's all legal. They can't touch us for it!
Only thing is, Unc has got on his high horse about it and has sent out invites to his Christmas Eve Party to everyone except us. He says we have to give the dosh back or we are blackballed.
The thing is, his Christmas do is the best nosh up we have all year. Plus he always hands over loads of brilliant presents worth tons of money. Mind you he can afford to the way he fleeces the proletariat.
We will just have to bring pressure to bear to make him change his mind - he'll soon get sick of our pranks.