Monday, April 7, 2008


Hootman has had a go hacking into Boris Badger's computer. We need to get some dirt on him so that he'll be in our pocket if he wins.

We managed to find this missive from Petronella Badget, a former employee of his on Badger News. She was once infatuated with him and they snuffled for mushrooms together.

It's old news but we might be able to put a spin on it for blackmail purposes.

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