The Badfort Front Leadership commitee have scheduled the Revolution to begin tomorrow at 4.00 p.m. outside Badgertown Town Hall.
Do not expect any television coverage of the event - Unc is bound to censor any transmissions.
Our esteemed leader, Beaver Hateman, has penned a song in honour of the event.
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
You will not be able to stay home, comrade.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on Scob and skip,
Skip out for a Black Tom during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.
The Revolution will not be televised.
Homeward TV will show back to back episodes of Come Dine With Me,
The Final of Homeward’s Got Talent,
And commercial interruptions extolling Unc’s beneficence!
The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.
